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Public Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: arsenal3 on April 17, 2008, 08:21:37 am
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I just got a spam e-mail with the subject "Increase Your Sword," and I thought it was about power-leveling. Apparently, they're thinking of a sword of a different nature.
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OMG ROFLMAO!!
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I just got a spam e-mail with the subject "Increase Your Sword," and I thought it was about power-leveling. Apparently, they're thinking of a sword of a different nature.
ROFMLAO!!!
Dude... you are a geek.
We'll be sad to miss your show tonight. Will you be on may 2nd? We should have interwebs then in AK.
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Yeah, I should be on for the next 3 or 4 weeks. Fridays 6 to 8 pm!
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I'd just like to remind everyone that Dev is a geek.
Carry on.
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Hey... It could have said increase your swartz.
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ROFL! HAHAHA! I get those as well but I am not a gentleman (or cad,if the case may be),But that is the best one by Far! CALA
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Just got one that said, "Change your dwarf into a giant." Is that a polymorph spell?
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Polymorph self I'd imagine...
:o
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:DHAHAHAHAHAHAH A! mmmm Looked in all my mage spells and couldn't find anything.. I think it's a trick!! Cala
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Here is my deep inner D&D nerd begging to burst forth....
Polymorph Self
Transmutation
Level: Rgr 4, Sor/Wiz 4
Components: V
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Personal
Target: You
Duration: 1 hour/level (D)
Polymorph Self allows the caster to change into another form of creature. The caster may change form as often as desired for the duration of the spell simply by willing it so. Each change is a full round action. The new form can range in size from Diminutive (6 inches to 1 foot) to one size larger than the subject's normal form. Upon the initial transformation, you regain hit points as if having rested for a day (though this healing does not restore temporary ability damage and provide other benefits of resting for a day). If slain, you revert to your original form, although you remain quite dead.
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More from the spam folder...
"Women are attracted to giants"
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oh just way toooooo many comments I could make at this time....way too many *bites a hole in her tongue and slowly backs out of the thread*
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Okay, I don't even understand this one...
"Tame your unicorn"
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Urragra my strong geek brother!
Polymorph Sword
Transmutation
Level: Rgr 3, Sor/Wiz 3
Components: Verbal, Spamatic, Material
Casting Time: 1 e-mail
Range: Personal
Target: You and 1,000,000 of your closest friends.
Duration: 1 hour/level (D)
Polymorph Sword allows the caster to PLEASE HIS WOMAN by changing HIS SWORD TO A TOOL OF MONSTROUS PROPORTIONS. The caster may change HIS SWORD as often as SHE desireS for the duration of the spell simply by willing it so AND BY SENDING THE NIGERIANS YOUR BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION SO THAT YOU CAN GET THE $20,000,000 USD CHECK. Each change is a full round action, THE SAME TIME IT WOULD TAKE YOU TO VISIT OUR SITE AND GET YOUR DOCTORATE'S DIPLOMA BY MAIL! The new form can range in size from Diminutive (6 inches to 1 foot) to one size larger than the subject's normal form. YOU WILL NEED A NEW HOUSE TO FIT IT INTO, SO WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT OUR ADJUSTABLE RATE HOME FINANCING OPTIONS! Upon the initial transformation, you regain STAMINA as if having rested for a day. If YOU OVERDOSE ON SPAM, you revert to your original form, although youR MAILBOX remainS quite dead.
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Ivan, that is so full of WIN and hilarity I think I broke my funny bone.
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In case anyone was interested, Dev remains a geek.
Carry on.
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I think I have heard that it's not the size of the sword..it's how you swing it...right ?
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Right guys ???
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Guys ???
;P
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You just keep on thinking that. :)
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There is no way I can respond to this question on a family-friendly board.
You guys are killing me....
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ROFLMAO
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I am HE_MAN!!!
Just had to do it..
Connor