A woman was helping her husband with his new computor.
Once the installation completed, she tells her husband to choose a password.
She advises him to choose a word he will remember because he will need to use it to open his new session.
The man, a little macho, wants to convey a message to his wife. He cannot wait to see her reaction.
When he computor restarts and ask for the password, he watches his wife as he types it:
P...
E...
N...
I...
S...
After he pressed enter, his wife started laughing like mad.
The computor had answered her husband back:
Too short...
Access denied!