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Public Discussion => General Discussion => Flotsam and Jetsam => Topic started by: Miriwina on September 03, 2008, 01:44:44 pm
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The plane took off from John F Kennedy airport.
After reaching its cruising heights, the pilot adresses the passengers via the intercom:
-Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Captain Henry Zimmer speaking. The weather is excellent, and we expect a flight with no incident.
We should arrive in London at 8:35. After the movie, I suggest you greatly to take it easy and relax... OH NO! GOD NO!
There is a sudden sharp noise and then nothing more. No one moves. The plane maintains its flight path and height, but the hostesses are smiling nervously.
After a few minutes, the captain comes back to the microphone:
-I want to apologize for the incident, but someone just dropped some really hot coffee on me. You should see the front of my pants!
-That is nothing! shouts a passenger from the back of the plane. You should she the back of mine now!