A man was in a coma for a while...
His wife was at his side day and night.
One day, the man woke up.
Signaling his wife to come near him he whispers her:
During all these bad luck, YOU were by my side.
When I was fired, YOU were with me.
When we lost our house, YOU stayed by my side.
When I had my ski accident, you were by my side.
And when I got really serious health complications, YOU were always by my side.
You know what?
The woman's eyes filled with tears *What dear?" she whispered.
*Jesus Christ, YOU bring me bad luck!"