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Flotsam and Jetsam / By A MILITARY DOCTOR
« on: August 29, 2008, 03:22:14 pm »


 
This Captain, an Army doctor, deserves a medal himself for putting this together. If you choose not to pass it on, fine, but I think you will want to, after you read it.  

  
 
  
I am a doctor specializing in the Emergency Departments of the only two military Level One-Trauma Centers, both in San Antonio , TX and they care for civilian Emergencies as well as military personnel. San Antonio has the largest military retiree population in the world living here.  As a military doctor, I work long hours and the pay is less than glamorous. One tends to become jaded by the long hours, lack of sleep, food, family contact and the endless parade of human suffering passing before you.  The arrival of another ambulance does not mean more pay, only more work.
Most often, it is a victim from a motor vehicle crash.  
 
    
Often it is a person of dubious character who has been shot or stabbed. With our large military retiree population, it is often a nursing home patient. Even with my enlisted service and minimal combat experience in Panama , I have caught myself groaning when the ambulance brought in yet another sick, elderly person from one of the local retirement centers that cater to military retirees. I had not stopped to think of what citizens of this age group represented.  
 
  
I saw 'Saving Private Ryan.' I was touched deeply. Not so much by the carnage, but by the sacrifices of so many. I was touched most by the scene of the elderly survivor at the graveside, asking his wife if he'd been a good man. I realized that I had seen these same men and women coming through my Emergency Dept. and had not realized what magnificent sacrifices they had made. The things they did for me and everyone else that has lived on this planet since the end of that conflict are priceless.  
 
  
Situation permitting, I now try to ask my patients about their experiences. They would never bring up the subject without the inquiry. I have been privileged to an amazing array of experiences, recounted in the brief minutes allowed in an Emergency Dept. encounter. These experiences have revealed the incredible individuals I have had the honor of serving in a medical capacity, many on their last admission to the hospital.  
 
  
  There was a frail, elderly woman who reassured my young enlisted medic, trying to start an IV line in her arm She remained calm and poised, despite her illness and the multiple needle-sticks into her fragile veins. She was what we call a 'hard stick.' As the medic made another attempt, I noticed a number tattooed across her forearm.  I touched it with one finger and looked into her eyes.  She simply said, ' Auschwitz ...'  Many of later generations would have loudly and openly berated the young medic in his many attempts.  How different was the response from this person who'd seen unspeakable suffering.    
 
    
Also, there was this long retired Colonel, who as a young officer had parachuted from his burning plane over a Pacific Island held by the Japanese. Now an octogenarian, he had a minor cut on his head from a fall at his home where he lived alone. His CT scan and suturing had been delayed until after midnight by the usual parade of high priority ambulance patients. Still spry for his age, he asked to use the phone to call a taxi, to take him home, then he realized his ambulance had brought him without his wallet. He asked if he could use the phone to make a long distance call to his daughter who lived 7 miles away. With great pride we told him that he could not, as he'd done enough for his country and the least we could do was get him a taxi home, even if we had to pay for it ourselves. My only regret was that my shift wouldn't end for several hours, and I couldn't drive him myself.  
 
  
I was there the night M/Sgt. Roy Benavidez came through the Emergency Dept. for the last time. He was very sick. I was not the doctor taking care of him, but I walked to his bedside and took his hand. I said nothing. He was so sick, he didn't know I was there. I'd read his Congressional Medal of Honor citation and wanted to shake his hand. He died a few days later.
 
  
The gentleman who served with Merrill's Marauders,          
 
  
the survivor of the Bataan Death March,  
  
the survivor of Omaha Beach ,
  
the 101 year old World War I veteran.  
 
 The former POW held in frozen North Korea ,
 
The former Special Forces medic - now with non-operable liver cancer,
 

the former Viet Nam Corps Commander.  
 
          
I remember these citizens .
 
  
I may still groan when yet another ambulance comes in, but now I am much more aware of what an honor it is to serve these particular men and women.  
 
  
  I have seen a Congress who would turn their back on these individuals who've sacrificed so much to protect our liberty. I see later generations that seem to be totally engrossed in abusing these same liberties, won with such sacrifice.  
 
  
  It has become my personal endeavor to make the nurses and young enlisted medics aware of these amazing individuals when I encounter them in our Emergency Dept. Their response to these particular citizens has made me think that perhaps all is not lost in the next generation.
  
 

   My experiences have solidified my belief that we are losing an incredible generation, and this nation knows not what it is losing. Our uncaring government and ungrateful civilian populace should all take note. We should all remember that we must 'Earn this.'
  
 
  
  
                                                                 Written By CPT. Stephen R. Ellison, M.D. US Army

 
If it weren't for the United States military,  there'd be NO United States of America .
If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag. ~Author Unknown

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Flotsam and Jetsam / What is butt dust
« on: August 29, 2008, 03:07:11 pm »

 
BUTT DUST
 
 
What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!

These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....

This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...'

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice,

'Mom, what is butt dust?'

Spread the smiles!!



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Ceredwin's Cauldron / Murphys Rules of Combat
« on: July 24, 2008, 05:31:16 am »
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
If you can see the enemy, they can see you.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
Friendly fire isn't.
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire. This is why aircraft carriers are called bomb magnets.
There is always a way.
The easy way is always mined.
Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
The enemy only attacks on one of two occasions: When you're ready for them, and when you're not ready for them.
Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed at you.
If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.
Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
If it's stupid but works, then it isn't stupid.
When in doubt empty the magazine.
Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you.
Anything you do can get you shot. Including doing nothing.
Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.
The quartermaster has only two sizes: too large and too small.
Five second fuses only last three seconds.
It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.
When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.
You are not a superman.
No plan survives the first contact intact.
If you are forward of your position the artillery will always fall short.
The important things are always simple.
The simple things are always hard.
No combat ready unit ever passed inspection.
Beer math: two beers times 37 men equal 49 cases.
Body count math: two guerillas plus one portable plus two pigs equals 37 enemy KIA.
Things that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together.
Radios will fail as soon as you desperately need fire support.
Tracers work both ways.
If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectives to take.
When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose, they are both right.
If it moves, shoot it.
If it doesn't move, poke it with your gun barrel and then shoot it.
Overkill works.
Murphy was a grunt.

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Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. 

This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening,
customer service being what it is today.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the exchange :

Family Member:   'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'

Citibank :  'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member  : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'

Citibank : 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member : So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

Citibank : 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member : 'Do you think God will be mad at her?' 

Citibank: 'Excuse me?'

Family Member : 'Did you just get what I was telling you -


the part about her being dead?'

Citibank : 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'


Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member : 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'

Citibank : 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply..' 

Family Member : 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Citibank  : (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member : 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given) 

Citibank:  'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member : 'Sure.' (Fax number was given )


After they get the fax :

Citibank : 'Our system just isn't setup for death.
I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member  : 'Well, if you figure it out, great!
If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'

Citibank:  'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.'
(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member  : 'Would you like her new billing address?'

Citibank : 'That might help...'

Family Member : ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'

Citibank : 'Sir, that's a cemetery !'

Family Member : 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???



(Priceless!!)

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Flotsam and Jetsam / MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
« on: July 23, 2008, 06:24:21 am »


NICKNAMES
•   If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
•   If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
•   When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
•   When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
•   A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
•   A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
•   A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
•   The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
•   A woman has the last word in any argument.
•   Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
•   A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
•   A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
•   A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
•   A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
•   A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
•   A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
•   A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
•   A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
•   Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
•   Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
•   Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
•   A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

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General Discussion / Re: Hello to all
« on: July 14, 2008, 02:39:32 pm »
Well met Neo

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General Discussion / Re: AOC and computer spec?
« on: June 12, 2008, 01:10:54 pm »
So its the 8800 GT that works the best?

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General Discussion / Re: AOC and computer spec?
« on: June 10, 2008, 07:29:45 pm »
I am running the Gforce 7600 at the moment I think its a 512. Is there a difference in the manufacter at the moment?


Good deal or bad card?

PCI-Express Gigabyte NVIDIA GeForce 9600 GT 512MB PCI Expres   
 
Manufacturer: Gigabyte Retail Price: $174.00   
Mfg Part #: PCIE-GAN96GT512 5 O'Clock Part #: PCE-GAN96GT512 
 
 Overview:

PCI-Express Gigabyte NVIDIA GeForce 9600 GT 512MB
PCI Expres
Resources:
Manufacturer's Product Link
Specifications:
Brand Gigabyte
Model No. GV-NX96T512H-B
GPU Manufacturer NVIDIA
GPU Model GeForce 9600 GT
On-Board Memory Size 512MB
Memory Interface 256-Bit
Memory Type GDDR3
Engine Core Clock 650MHz
Memory Clock 1800MHz
Bus Type PCI Express x16 2.0
VGA Output Only via DVI to VGA Adapter
TV Output S-Video
DVI Output Dual DVI-I
HDMI Output Yes, by DVI to HDMI Adapter
DirectX Support 10.0
OpenGL Support 2.0
SLI/CrossFire SLI Ready
Cooling Type Fan + Heatsink
Warranty 3-Year Manufacturer Warranty
* Image is a representation only and may not reflect actual product
 

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General Discussion / Re: AOC and computer spec?
« on: June 10, 2008, 12:26:51 pm »
What is the best new video card to buy for this in the 250.00 range?


Connor

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General Discussion / Re: Have to drop out of WoW
« on: May 27, 2008, 04:42:06 pm »
Would you like to go into the IRR untill you come back?

Connor

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General Discussion / Re: Okay, I'm a Geek.
« on: May 26, 2008, 10:05:45 pm »
Hey... It could have said increase your swartz.

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General Discussion / Re: Guild Wars anyone?
« on: May 26, 2008, 10:01:18 pm »
There is still a large guild hold there and few other things I log in from time to time to check on it.


Connor

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General Discussion / Re: Stargate Worlds
« on: May 26, 2008, 09:59:09 pm »
So with a few companies closing down soon we will have to work out who is playing when and pick a project officer.


Connor

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General Discussion / Re: Have a good Memorial day everyone!
« on: May 26, 2008, 08:09:23 pm »
To all the soldiers that have made my job possable.


Connor

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General Discussion / Re: Old DAOC player
« on: May 26, 2008, 08:08:53 pm »
Cial,

You are not forgotten and aye we all remember you. Moordoom is working on the Warhammer Company and is in the beta.  Join us at the website the pass is bellum add yourself and I will place you in the Warhammer Company.


Connor

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Ceredwin's Cauldron / Tech Support
« on: May 26, 2008, 03:16:03 pm »

Dear Tech support,


Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0,  NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

 

What can I do?
 
Signed,
Desperate.

 ******************************************************************

DEAR DESPERATE,

 

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulov edme.html and try to download Tears
6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

 

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0  to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus  in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources.)

Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

 

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.  We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

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General Discussion / Re: Stargate Worlds
« on: May 15, 2008, 09:03:25 pm »
Where is the beta link?

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Flotsam and Jetsam / Re: Hi everybody!
« on: May 13, 2008, 10:30:39 am »
Intresting indeed.

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General Discussion / Re: Stargate Worlds
« on: April 16, 2008, 02:48:52 pm »
So Tadik has approached me about becoming a Project Officer for Stargate Worlds and it looks like we might want to form a project company and start out from there.

Perhaps make a few alternates and place them in said project company.


Connor

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General Discussion / Re: Pirates of The Burning Sea
« on: March 16, 2008, 05:19:22 pm »
Non-Guldmaster adding British pain in the sinking ship got a bit to do... someone hand me some pitch!

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General Discussion / Re: Shameless Self-Promotion
« on: March 16, 2008, 05:01:14 pm »
I am thinking that my Classic Cetic Dance would not go in well either :)

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Ceredwin's Cauldron / Re: The refrigerator test
« on: March 16, 2008, 04:42:22 pm »
Somehow I am not suprised at all.


Connor

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General Discussion / Re: Shameless Self-Promotion
« on: March 08, 2008, 05:14:08 pm »
Intresting know anything about a group called Latour?


Connor

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General Discussion / Re: Hellgate London
« on: February 29, 2008, 03:34:08 pm »
Aye we will speak about it... Will Asana be there for SWG?


Connor

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