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Public Discussion => General Discussion => Flotsam and Jetsam => Topic started by: Connor Altinus Mcleod on February 08, 2008, 11:03:45 pm
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9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh me ans she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying #@!* YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they
know it's true.
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Dane Cook nails this to a tee:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOoSsPWgEAw&feature=related
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I'm at work so I can't click on the link but...is that "the nothing fight". There are two he does that just crack me up...the one about buying the jelly and the one where she tells him he's "stupid like his father" LOL
hilarious !
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:D WOW!! For A Sec there I thought Conner Had been at My house!!!! HEHE!! Cala
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Dane Cook nails this to a tee:
[caution, language]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOoSsPWgEAw&feature=related
I LOVE DANE COOK!!!! He is AWESOME!