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General Discussion / Everquest II Thoughts
« on: June 04, 2009, 05:52:13 pm »
I have been approched by many friends and told that EQ2 has grown into a great game and perhaps a place for the watch to enjoy. I know that there are many new games coming out here and there but I had wondering if there was any intrest in revisting this land at all? I would like to have at least 5 to 8 Watchers if we are going to try this and of course a normal hunt togther night.

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General Discussion / Happy New Year Resolutions
« on: January 01, 2009, 02:56:41 pm »
Happy New Year All... My Resolutions are


1. Increase 2 mile run time from 14:53 to at least 14:00

2. Be more avaiable to members of the watch in game making sure that I am on each game at least once a week (waits on Miri to smack me)

3. Make positive changes in my personal finaces ( Ouch)

4. Take better care of myself no more meatloaf,,,,, ( double Ouch)


What are yours?

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Ceredwin's Cauldron / A My church Video
« on: December 24, 2008, 04:27:24 pm »
http://www.mychurch.org/blog/30635/coolest-video-ever


I have to admit this was most impressive to me indeed.




Connor

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General Discussion / A Christmas Message from Connor
« on: December 24, 2008, 04:01:40 pm »
I sit here in a home far away from mine and a for a moment I felt that I needed to send a message to all members of the watch old and new, First I wish to thank you all for the moments that you took in the past to contribute to the guild as  a whole. For the feeling of family that is hopefully felt throughout the watch as a whole.  I wish to thank all of you for the Caring that I have seen over the year… The Compassion that each felt for one another as we met challenges and lost good friends, The Comradeship that I have felt with many many others as I came into new lands and knew that we all were here together.

So with this I wish to say to you all Have a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and I look forward to our adventures in 2009 when I return home and seek with you all in the lands again.


Caring for all   Compassion for all and Comradeship with all.


Connor Altinus McLeod

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Flotsam and Jetsam / UNEMPLOYED GRADUATE
« on: November 14, 2008, 08:09:17 pm »
UNEMPLOYED GRADUATE:

An unemployed graduate woke up one morning and checked his pocket. All he had left was $10. He decided to use it to buy food and then wait for death as he was too proud to go begging. He was frustrated as he could find no job, and nobody was ready to help him.

He bought food and as he sat down to eat, an old man and two little children came along and asked him to help them with food as they had not eaten for almost a week. He looked at them. They were so lean that he could see their bones coming out. Their eyes had gone into the socket. With the last bit of compassion he had, he gave them the food. The old man and children prayed that God would bless and prosper him and then gave him a very old coin. The young graduate said to them 'you need the prayer more than I do'.

With no money, no job, no food, the young graduate went under the bridge to rest and wait for death. As he was about to sleep, he saw an old newspaper on the ground. He picked it up, and suddenly he saw an advertisement for people with old coins to come to a certain address.


He decided to go there with the old coin the old man gave him. On getting to the place, he gave the proprietor the coin. The proprietor screamed, brought out a big book and showed the young graduate a photograph. This same old coin was worth 3 million dollars. The young graduate was overjoyed as the proprietor gave him a bank draft for 3 million dollars within an hour. He collected the Bank Draft and went in search of the old man and little children.

By the time he got to where he left them eating, they had gone. He asked the owner of the canteen if he knew them. He said no but they left a note for you. He quickly opened the note thinking it would lead him to find them.

This is what the note said: 'You gave us your all and we have rewarded you back with the coin,' signed God the Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost. 1 Kings 17:10-16; Matthew 11:28-30

PRAYER:
Here is your financial blessing! It's a simple prayer, you've got 30 seconds. If you need a financial blessing,continue reading this e-mail.

Heavenly Father, most Gracious and Loving God, I pray to you that you abundantly Bless my family and me. I know that you recognize, that a family is more than just a mother, father, sister, brother husband and wife, but all Who believe a nd trust in you.

Father, I send up a prayer request for financial blessing for not only the person who sent this to me, but for Me and all that I have forwarded this message on to. And that the power of joined prayer by those who believe and trust in you is more powerful than anything.

I thank you in advance for your blessings.
Father God, deliver the person reading this right now and those who will read it in the near future from debt and debt burdens. Release your Godly wisdom that I may be a good steward over all that You have given me Father, for I know how wonderful and mighty You are and how if we just obey You and walk in Your word and have the faith of a Mustard seed that You will pour out blessings.
I thank You now Lord for the recent blessings I have received and for the blessings yet to come Because I know You are not done with me yet.
In Jesus name.


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Flotsam and Jetsam / Hellgate London Server Closure
« on: November 05, 2008, 06:23:38 am »
Santa Clara, Calif., (October 24, 2008) - NAMCO BANDAI Games America Inc., today announced that they will continue to support customers of PC game Hellgate™: London with online server support and play through January 31, 2009 despite the closure of Flagship Studios. In a further gesture of support, Namco Bandai Games will provide this server support free of charge to all fans and players of the game up until the shut down date.

NAMCO BANDAI Games appreciate the enthusiasm of all the Hellgate: London players and looks forward to providing them with future entertainment products.

For questions regarding the shut down or additional information about Hellgate: London, please visit the game’s official website at www.hellgatelo ndon.com.

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Ceredwin's Cauldron / Here's My Card
« on: November 05, 2008, 06:08:16 am »

".
Today, people exchange business cards all the time with little thought,
but there was a time in Western society (particularly British society)
when giving a card with business information to a social acquaintance
would have been terribly rude. During the 19th century, every gentleman
and lady had engraved calling cards - some were made of thick
paperboard, others from copper. The cards served as an introduction, and
there were many rules to govern their use and contents:

* A married woman's card was larger than her husband's; his had to fit
in his breast pocket. A young girl could have a calling card, but only
after she'd been in "proper" society for a year and only one that
included her full and proper name.

* Cards were always presented (by a servant) to the mistress of the
house. If the mistress wasn't at home, the caller wasn't welcome.

* Servants collected the cards on silver trays (or in glass bowls for
the less-well-to-do) and presented the cards to the lady of the house
with the most important caller on top.

* After moving to a new neighborhood, it was polite to wait until your
neighbors left their cards before you went over to meet them.

* A proper lady or gentleman never wrote "regrets" or "accepts" on a
card as a reply to an invitation. Those required a hand-written note.

There was also an elaborate system of card protocol when leaving a
community. Some people used special "P.P.C." cards, or simply wrote
these initials at the bottom of their usual cards. "P.P.C." meant "Pour
Pendre Conge," or "To Take Leave." In other words - so long!
Accompanying the initials was an even more elaborate system of corners
turned up or down that showed whether you were leaving on a short trip,
a long trip, or moving away permanently."

>>>>>>>>>>>>
PK:
When a young man or woman graduated from High School, they were
considered "in society" and the possession of
calling cards so indicated. Thus, the small cards included with the
graduation invitation told the invitee that the
graduate was an adult now.
I served a place where one lady still had the silver plate by the door
for calling cards. She had a few on it. Lovely, old
fashioned lady!

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Ceredwin's Cauldron / Chivalry Now
« on: September 02, 2008, 04:45:06 pm »

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Ceredwin's Cauldron / The Old Code
« on: September 02, 2008, 04:43:48 pm »
The Right can never die,
If one man still recalls.
The Words are not forgot,
If one voice speaks them clear.
The Code forever shines,
If one heart holds it bright.

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NAIL IN THE FENCE

To all of you....make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.
 There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a
bag of  nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a
nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into
the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the
number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his
temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told
his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one
nail for  each day that he was able to hold his temper.

The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that
all the nails were gone.  The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You  have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just
like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won't matter
how  many times you say I'm sorry, the wound is still there."

A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one.
Friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage
you to  succeed. They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always
want to  open their hearts to us."

It's National Friendship Week. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you
consider a FRIEND, even if it means sending it back to the person who sent
it to you. If it comes back to you,then you'll know you have a circle of
friends.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK TO YOU!!!!!! YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED!
Now send this to every friend you have!! And to your family. This was
sent to me. Please forgive me if I have ever left a hole in your fence.

 
 Shawn Rains
 RBWConnor

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Flotsam and Jetsam / By A MILITARY DOCTOR
« on: August 29, 2008, 03:22:14 pm »


 
This Captain, an Army doctor, deserves a medal himself for putting this together. If you choose not to pass it on, fine, but I think you will want to, after you read it.  

  
 
  
I am a doctor specializing in the Emergency Departments of the only two military Level One-Trauma Centers, both in San Antonio , TX and they care for civilian Emergencies as well as military personnel. San Antonio has the largest military retiree population in the world living here.  As a military doctor, I work long hours and the pay is less than glamorous. One tends to become jaded by the long hours, lack of sleep, food, family contact and the endless parade of human suffering passing before you.  The arrival of another ambulance does not mean more pay, only more work.
Most often, it is a victim from a motor vehicle crash.  
 
    
Often it is a person of dubious character who has been shot or stabbed. With our large military retiree population, it is often a nursing home patient. Even with my enlisted service and minimal combat experience in Panama , I have caught myself groaning when the ambulance brought in yet another sick, elderly person from one of the local retirement centers that cater to military retirees. I had not stopped to think of what citizens of this age group represented.  
 
  
I saw 'Saving Private Ryan.' I was touched deeply. Not so much by the carnage, but by the sacrifices of so many. I was touched most by the scene of the elderly survivor at the graveside, asking his wife if he'd been a good man. I realized that I had seen these same men and women coming through my Emergency Dept. and had not realized what magnificent sacrifices they had made. The things they did for me and everyone else that has lived on this planet since the end of that conflict are priceless.  
 
  
Situation permitting, I now try to ask my patients about their experiences. They would never bring up the subject without the inquiry. I have been privileged to an amazing array of experiences, recounted in the brief minutes allowed in an Emergency Dept. encounter. These experiences have revealed the incredible individuals I have had the honor of serving in a medical capacity, many on their last admission to the hospital.  
 
  
  There was a frail, elderly woman who reassured my young enlisted medic, trying to start an IV line in her arm She remained calm and poised, despite her illness and the multiple needle-sticks into her fragile veins. She was what we call a 'hard stick.' As the medic made another attempt, I noticed a number tattooed across her forearm.  I touched it with one finger and looked into her eyes.  She simply said, ' Auschwitz ...'  Many of later generations would have loudly and openly berated the young medic in his many attempts.  How different was the response from this person who'd seen unspeakable suffering.    
 
    
Also, there was this long retired Colonel, who as a young officer had parachuted from his burning plane over a Pacific Island held by the Japanese. Now an octogenarian, he had a minor cut on his head from a fall at his home where he lived alone. His CT scan and suturing had been delayed until after midnight by the usual parade of high priority ambulance patients. Still spry for his age, he asked to use the phone to call a taxi, to take him home, then he realized his ambulance had brought him without his wallet. He asked if he could use the phone to make a long distance call to his daughter who lived 7 miles away. With great pride we told him that he could not, as he'd done enough for his country and the least we could do was get him a taxi home, even if we had to pay for it ourselves. My only regret was that my shift wouldn't end for several hours, and I couldn't drive him myself.  
 
  
I was there the night M/Sgt. Roy Benavidez came through the Emergency Dept. for the last time. He was very sick. I was not the doctor taking care of him, but I walked to his bedside and took his hand. I said nothing. He was so sick, he didn't know I was there. I'd read his Congressional Medal of Honor citation and wanted to shake his hand. He died a few days later.
 
  
The gentleman who served with Merrill's Marauders,          
 
  
the survivor of the Bataan Death March,  
  
the survivor of Omaha Beach ,
  
the 101 year old World War I veteran.  
 
 The former POW held in frozen North Korea ,
 
The former Special Forces medic - now with non-operable liver cancer,
 

the former Viet Nam Corps Commander.  
 
          
I remember these citizens .
 
  
I may still groan when yet another ambulance comes in, but now I am much more aware of what an honor it is to serve these particular men and women.  
 
  
  I have seen a Congress who would turn their back on these individuals who've sacrificed so much to protect our liberty. I see later generations that seem to be totally engrossed in abusing these same liberties, won with such sacrifice.  
 
  
  It has become my personal endeavor to make the nurses and young enlisted medics aware of these amazing individuals when I encounter them in our Emergency Dept. Their response to these particular citizens has made me think that perhaps all is not lost in the next generation.
  
 

   My experiences have solidified my belief that we are losing an incredible generation, and this nation knows not what it is losing. Our uncaring government and ungrateful civilian populace should all take note. We should all remember that we must 'Earn this.'
  
 
  
  
                                                                 Written By CPT. Stephen R. Ellison, M.D. US Army

 
If it weren't for the United States military,  there'd be NO United States of America .
If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag. ~Author Unknown

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Flotsam and Jetsam / What is butt dust
« on: August 29, 2008, 03:07:11 pm »

 
BUTT DUST
 
 
What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!

These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....

This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...'

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice,

'Mom, what is butt dust?'

Spread the smiles!!



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Ceredwin's Cauldron / Murphys Rules of Combat
« on: July 24, 2008, 05:31:16 am »
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
If you can see the enemy, they can see you.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
Friendly fire isn't.
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire. This is why aircraft carriers are called bomb magnets.
There is always a way.
The easy way is always mined.
Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
The enemy only attacks on one of two occasions: When you're ready for them, and when you're not ready for them.
Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed at you.
If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.
Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
If it's stupid but works, then it isn't stupid.
When in doubt empty the magazine.
Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you.
Anything you do can get you shot. Including doing nothing.
Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.
The quartermaster has only two sizes: too large and too small.
Five second fuses only last three seconds.
It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.
When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.
You are not a superman.
No plan survives the first contact intact.
If you are forward of your position the artillery will always fall short.
The important things are always simple.
The simple things are always hard.
No combat ready unit ever passed inspection.
Beer math: two beers times 37 men equal 49 cases.
Body count math: two guerillas plus one portable plus two pigs equals 37 enemy KIA.
Things that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together.
Radios will fail as soon as you desperately need fire support.
Tracers work both ways.
If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectives to take.
When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose, they are both right.
If it moves, shoot it.
If it doesn't move, poke it with your gun barrel and then shoot it.
Overkill works.
Murphy was a grunt.

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Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. 

This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening,
customer service being what it is today.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the exchange :

Family Member:   'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'

Citibank :  'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member  : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'

Citibank : 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member : So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

Citibank : 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member : 'Do you think God will be mad at her?' 

Citibank: 'Excuse me?'

Family Member : 'Did you just get what I was telling you -


the part about her being dead?'

Citibank : 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'


Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member : 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'

Citibank : 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply..' 

Family Member : 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Citibank  : (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member : 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given) 

Citibank:  'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member : 'Sure.' (Fax number was given )


After they get the fax :

Citibank : 'Our system just isn't setup for death.
I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member  : 'Well, if you figure it out, great!
If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'

Citibank:  'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.'
(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member  : 'Would you like her new billing address?'

Citibank : 'That might help...'

Family Member : ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'

Citibank : 'Sir, that's a cemetery !'

Family Member : 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???



(Priceless!!)

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Flotsam and Jetsam / MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
« on: July 23, 2008, 06:24:21 am »


NICKNAMES
•   If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
•   If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
•   When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
•   When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
•   A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
•   A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
•   A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
•   The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
•   A woman has the last word in any argument.
•   Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
•   A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
•   A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
•   A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
•   A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
•   A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
•   A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
•   A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
•   A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
•   Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
•   Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
•   Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
•   A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

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Ceredwin's Cauldron / Tech Support
« on: May 26, 2008, 03:16:03 pm »

Dear Tech support,


Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0,  NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

 

What can I do?
 
Signed,
Desperate.

 ******************************************************************

DEAR DESPERATE,

 

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulov edme.html and try to download Tears
6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

 

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0  to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus  in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources.)

Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

 

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.  We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

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Flotsam and Jetsam / Women's Code of Words
« on: February 08, 2008, 11:03:45 pm »
9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes:  If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm.  This means something, and
you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine.

4. Go Ahead:  This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh:  This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh me ans she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man.  That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever:  Is a women's way of saying #@!* YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself.  This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they
know it's true.

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Ceredwin's Cauldron / The refrigerator test
« on: January 13, 2008, 12:52:40 am »
 
You will be asked four questions and you must rely on your common sense to answer them correctly.
According to Andersen consulting worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all of the questions wrong. But many pre-school children got several correct answers. Andersen consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
 
 

Q1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

Correct Answer

Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

 

Q2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

Wrong Answer:

Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer:

Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

 

Q3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?

 

 

 

 

Correct Answer:

The elephant, since it is still in the refrigerator.

This tests your memory.

Even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

 

Q4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

 

 

 

 

Correct Answer:

You swim across. All of the crocodiles are attending the meeting!

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
 

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