As a member of prominence of the aforementioned party, let me say that I take offense to
the minimal description made of my role in the adventure. I think that a correction needs to
be made in full consideration of my substantial contribution to the ambiance of the party.
First of all, it is a very coarse description to simply state that I am a "dinosaur". I happen to
be a dire velociraptor. I studied acting at Juilliard and minored in literary theory. After a brief
stint as a playwright on an off-off-Broadway special (you might have seen it... RENT BETWEEN
MY TEETH OF DEATH), I was invited to London to do an adaptation of MacBeth. Unfortunately,
an interdimension al tidal wave hit the boat, forcing me to be shipwrecked on a strange realm.
I soon acquired a steady man Friday who was employed as a druid in a party of adventurers.
The combination of my vicious attack abilities and the ranger's inerrant ability to walk us into
massively overpowered opponents led to our party becoming one of renown. Apparently Volo, the
cad, aspires to plagiarize our exploits in a serialized monograph of his own! I told him that he
was a hack that made the noobs at Angie's List look like David Theroux. He replied that I had
no intellectual property rights as a dinosaur in Samaranch and that "Sassy" Sally Sa'sani, his
literary agent, had worked out an ironclad deal. Well, I did a few background manipulations,
leading to her being completely discredited. All the time, our party has gained in level and
expertise. We now only completely party wipe about 50% of the time, which is a 20% improvement
Oh well, it has been about 5 milliseconds since the battle ended, so I am sure that Connor is
going to shoot us back into the overland map without healing -zip-!
....nice meeting you.....